If the yanks are meant to be our allies why the bloody hell dont they speak the queens English properly and?

stop mispelling colour and cheque and mispronouncing tomatoeshould demand our language be returned forthwith and let them all speak ruddy Mexican or Urdu,we should send our troops that would sort them out

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14 Responses to “If the yanks are meant to be our allies why the bloody hell dont they speak the queens English properly and?”

  1. promethius9594 Says:

    Title: Implied if then statement requires a comma. Lists shouldn’t include "and" between each item, but should rather employ commas as well. Tomatoes needs a period afterwards, and you left out the S on should. You need a comma after forthwith to seperate the dependent and independent clauses. After Urdu should be a period to seperate the final sentence which is, right now, an independent clause tacked on by a comma splice.

    Looks like you have something in common with the yanks: you don’t speak proper english either…

  2. JAMES W Says:

    why so mad sugar plum..is it that time of the month…

  3. Mark J Says:

    We’re not English, we are American. We speak American English. You don’t like it? Try making us stop. And don’t forget, if it wasn’t for us horrible Americans, you’re island would be under water right now, and everyone in Europe would be speaking German.

  4. John C Says:

    When you learn punctuation.

  5. Charmed Says:

    that’s just crazy talk
    Especially yanks and tomatoeshould and send our troops
    My guess is that you’re drunk.

  6. will_o_the_west Says:

    Indeed. Let’s have them drink tea and proper ale too. The yanquis’ sugary pop and pissy beer has left them addled but aggressive, a nasty combination.

  7. suckstobu Says:

    Allies doesn’t mean friends. And Americans are nothing even close to any Commonwealth subject.

    But you got to interact with some Americans by posting this question, didn’t you? Awwwww….

  8. conranger1 Says:

    Have to agree with you on this one James.

    Its British National Party Trolls like the asker who make me feel ashamed to say I was born in Great Britain.

    Scum like this tosser, will never amount to anything they can stand and rant all they want but they are just a bunch of fascist bigots, surrounded by a multi-cultural and multi-lingual United Kingdom.

  9. Rek T Says:

    Actually we are closer to Queen’s English than you.
    Linguists theorize that Americans(in New England) speak very close to how the English spoke in 1770. Canadians close to 1800’s. and so on. So get off our back. Besides the last time you guys came over here to show us what’s what; we kicked your butt.

  10. Ahcho Nam Says:

    Damn, that’s the worst job of faking I’ve ever seen.

  11. wraeth Says:

    See we had this war ’bout 225 years ago for the very fact that we wouldn’t have to do that. We aren’t part of the commonwealth so why would we even try. And before you start in on us, why not go after the others in your commonwealth ie, Canada, Australia, New Zealand etc. Last I heard any of them talk it was different than ya’ll too. Oh yeah and our Army is only like 10 times the size of yours. Asswipe

  12. Jared M Says:

    cause we kicked ur a** in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 numbnuts. if u had kicked our a**, we would be speaking the foriegn tongue of the Brits, and not American

  13. TheHangedFrog Says:

    "we should send our troops that would sort them out." I think that was tried last time, and we booted the trouble makers back to england. Sorry ole Chap, ya lost, get over it.

  14. Sean G Says:

    Ever hear your Chavs? they make the most illiterate hillbilly sound like Sir Lawrence Olivier in Comparison.

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