How do I make this Mexican girl in my class understand that Iberian Spanish is the root of Mexican Spanish?

There is a Mexican girl in my class and we got into an argument about variants of the Spanish language. She says that Mexican Spanish isn’t Spanish and that if a Mexican goes to Spain that the Spaniard and the Mexican won’t understand each other. I understand that pronunciation is …

Do Mexicans think that the Spanish sound really fruity, even though they practically gave you their language?

Whenever I hear that accent (Castillian I think it’s called), I can’t help but think that the Spanish are fruitbags. They sound queer, don’t they? Whereas, Mexican Spanish sounds masculine and it’s often evenly paced. Do Mexicans think lowly of the Spanish because of their gay accent? And do you …

10 POINTS!!! Translate these phrases into Spanish (Latin American/Mexican)?

Please translate these phrases into spanish. Must be fluent and/or a resident of one of those countries. You DON’T have to translate all of them. No american spanish 3 students or crap like that. 10 points for proper answer (i’m not completely spanish illiterate so don’t put stupid cuss words …